Childhood: Not the Pure, Wholesome Wonderland You Think It Is

 

Ah, childhood—the golden age of innocence, where love is pure, play is carefree, and hate is always taught by some mustache-twirling adult villain. Right? Wrong.

Let’s be honest: glamorizing childhood is dangerous. Why? Because it erases the chaotic little sociopaths many of us were back then. Think about it—babies aren’t born holding hands, singing Kumbaya. They come out screaming, demanding things, and occasionally biting their fellow tiny humans just to see what happens. They’re scientists of the social world, conducting experiments like, “What will happen if I bite Timmy? Oh, he cries? Let’s do it again!”

From an early age, kids notice differences and make snap decisions. This isn’t some learned prejudice—it’s raw, unfiltered human nature. "That kid’s hair is different. Should I touch it or run? Their lunch smells weird. Should I ask for some or yell, ‘Ewwww!’?" Love and hate are just two sides of the same messy, exploratory coin.

The Problem with the "Love is Natural, Hate is Taught" Narrative

This feel-good slogan sounds lovely in Instagram posts with pastel fonts, but it oversimplifies human emotion. It paints this idyllic picture of childhood where everyone is naturally kind and generous until some adult corrupts them. But where does that leave the kid who pushed you off the swing in third grade just because they wanted to watch you cry? Spoiler: they weren’t coached by an evil overlord. They were testing the waters of cause and effect.

It’s like calling kids “blank slates.” Sure, they’re blank, but that doesn’t mean they only write sonnets and paint rainbows. Some scribble chaos all over the page, and that’s natural too.

The Truth About Tiny Humans

Glamorizing childhood makes us forget just how dangerous it is to assume kids are inherently "good." Kids are curious, unpredictable, and often selfish, and that’s not a bad thing—it’s a developmental thing. They’re learning. They’re figuring out how the world works, and sometimes, that learning involves testing their capacity to love, hate, or occasionally dump sand on your head.

By pretending childhood is this pristine utopia, we risk ignoring the very real challenges of teaching empathy, kindness, and self-control. Those things don’t magically emerge. They’re cultivated—and often through trial and error (and tears).

Childhood: The Real Takeaway

The next time you hear someone romanticizing childhood, remind them that for every heartwarming “kids are so pure” moment, there’s a story about the time little Johnny stuck a crayon up his nose and blamed his sibling. Childhood isn’t just laughter and sunshine; it’s messy, raw, and often hilarious—but also a reflection of the complexity of human nature.

Let’s stop pretending kids are naturally angelic, and start acknowledging that childhood is where the seeds of both kindness and cruelty take root. Love and hate? Both natural. Both inevitable. Both hilariously chaotic in their origins.

Childhood isn’t a golden age—it’s an experimental lab where we figure out how to be human. Let’s treat it that way, with the honesty (and humor) it deserves.

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Turning Pantry Leftovers into Magic: Peanut Butter Oatmeal Cookies (with a Twist!)

Let’s talk about those pantry items you swore you’d use but forgot about. For me, it was a massive 40 oz jar of peanut butter (a gift from someone who clearly thought I live on PB&Js) and a bag of rolled oats that I once believed would fuel a lifetime of oatmeal breakfasts. Spoiler alert: I’m over oatmeal.

For weeks, these two stared me down every time I opened the pantry, daring me to use them. But instead of feeling guilty, I saw an opportunity. After some creative problem-solving and a quick inventory check, I rolled up my sleeves and whipped up something delicious: Peanut Butter Oatmeal Cookies.

But I didn’t stop there—this time, I added a few unexpected tweaks to make the most of every last drop of peanut butter and create a no-waste masterpiece.

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The Recipe: Pantry-Clearing Peanut Butter Oatmeal Cookies

Ingredients:

• 40 oz peanut butter (about 5 cups)
• 2.5 cups rolled oats
• 1 cup all-purpose flour + ½ cup corn flour
• 1 cup honey
• 4 tablespoons chia seeds + 10 tablespoons water (chia "eggs")
• 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
• 2 teaspoons baking soda
• Optional: ½ teaspoon salt and mix-ins like chocolate chips, raisins, or nuts

The Secret Hack:

Once the peanut butter jar was nearly empty, I poured in some Silk plant-based milk, gave it a good shake, and created peanut butter milk. Not only did this clean out the jar, but it also made a creamy drink that paired perfectly with the cookies!

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Instructions:

1. Prepare the chia eggs: Mix chia seeds with water in a small bowl and let sit for about 5 minutes until it forms a gel.
2. Preheat oven: Set it to 325°F.
3. Mix wet ingredients: In a large bowl, stir together peanut butter, honey, chia eggs, and vanilla until smooth.
4. Add dry ingredients: Gradually mix in oats, flour mixture, baking soda, and salt (if using). If the dough feels too sticky, add a little more flour; if it’s too dry, add a splash of water or milk.
5. Shape cookies: Scoop dough onto lined baking sheets, flatten slightly with a fork or your fingers, and space them evenly.
6. Bake: Bake for 10–12 minutes, or until the edges are lightly golden. Let the cookies cool on the baking sheet for a few minutes before transferring them to a wire rack.
7. Enjoy or freeze: This recipe makes 50–60 cookies, so you can store extras in the freezer for future cravings!

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Freezing Instructions:

For Dough:

• Scoop individual cookie portions onto a baking sheet.
• Freeze until solid, about 1–2 hours.
• Once frozen, transfer the cookie dough portions to a freezer-safe bag or container.
• To bake from frozen, place the dough directly on a baking sheet and bake at 325°F for 12–14 minutes. No need to thaw!

For Baked Cookies:

• Once cookies have cooled completely, place them in a freezer-safe bag or container, separating layers with parchment paper.
• To enjoy later, let them thaw at room temperature, or warm them in the microwave for 10–15 seconds.

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Why Food Waste Matters

Did you know that Americans throw away up to 40% of the food we produce? That’s over 119 billion pounds of food each year! Letting food go to waste doesn’t just hurt your wallet—it also contributes to methane emissions in landfills, a significant factor in climate change.

By repurposing leftover pantry staples like peanut butter and oats into cookies, I gave those ingredients a second life. And thanks to the creative addition of peanut butter milk, not even the jar went to waste.

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The Results: Delicious and Resourceful

These cookies turned out perfectly chewy with a rich, nutty flavor. The honey adds a natural sweetness, the chia seeds bring a subtle crunch, and the flours lend the perfect balance of softness and structure. Plus, the added touch of corn flour gives them a unique texture that I absolutely love.

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Final Thoughts

This experiment reminded me that with a little creativity, forgotten ingredients can be transformed into something meaningful—and delicious. The next time you’re eyeing neglected pantry items, don’t toss them. Shake things up (literally, in the case of the peanut butter milk), challenge yourself, and enjoy the results.

If you try this recipe—or have your own pantry-clearing ideas—I’d love to hear about them. Let’s make our kitchens (and the world) a little greener, one cookie at a time!

How to Handle an Angry Person (Who’s Been Lied to)

Let’s face it, no one likes being on the receiving end of someone’s rage—especially when it’s based on a bunch of lies they’ve heard about you. But here’s the thing: whether you’re dealing with an angry coworker, a family member who’s heard something about you at Thanksgiving dinner, or even a voter who’s mad about misinformation in the political sphere, the approach is basically the same. And guess what? It’s not about screaming back at them (spoiler: that never works).

So, how do you respond when someone’s come at you with anger and lies? Buckle up because we’re about to break it down with a mix of empathy, humor, and maybe even a smoothie offer at the end. Because let’s be real, everyone deserves a smoothie after a fight. 🍓

1. Let Them Vent (Before You’re Tempted to Break the Sound Barrier)

First things first: listen. And I mean really listen. Let them express all their anger while you hold back the urge to start yelling, "THAT’S NOT TRUE!" The key here is patience. You might be feeling a little like a pressure cooker, ready to pop, but trust me, your best move is to stay calm. Just nod and pretend you’ve heard it all before (because, let’s be real, you probably have).

Example: “I hear you. I totally understand how you’d be upset if I actually did that... but I didn't. Promise.”

Pro Tip: Politicians do this really well when they’re being called out on something that didn’t happen. They’ve mastered the art of listening and nodding like they care.

Religious Insight: Many religions emphasize listening as a form of respect and wisdom. In Islam, the Quran advises, “And when they hear ill speech, they turn away from it and say, ‘For us are our deeds, and for you are your deeds. Peace be upon you; we do not seek the ignorant.’” (Quran 28:55). Similarly, the Bible speaks to the value of being slow to anger, “Let every person be quick to hear, slow to speak, slow to anger” (James 1:19, ESV). Both perspectives highlight the wisdom of listening before reacting.

2. Acknowledge Their Feelings—Even If They’re Based on Lies

At this point, you may be tempted to point out that their whole problem is based on a lie, but hold your horses. Remember: the person is angry, and their anger is real, even if the story they heard isn’t. So, instead of diving straight into fact-checking mode, try acknowledging their emotions first. This will immediately lower the temperature of the conversation.

Example: “I can totally see how that would make you angry. If I thought that was true, I’d probably be mad too.”

Pro Tip: Politicians excel at this—“I understand why you're upset, and I respect your feelings. Now, let me show you the truth.” You’ll see them do this with their smooth, practiced delivery.

Religious Insight: In Christianity, Romans 12:15 advises, “Rejoice with those who rejoice, weep with those who weep.” Acknowledging the feelings of others is a fundamental principle in many faiths. Buddhism also speaks of compassion, urging followers to be present for others' suffering and to act with empathy, not judgment. In this way, we are reminded that people’s emotions, however misplaced, deserve validation.

3. Gently Tell Them They’ve Been Duped

Now it’s time to drop the truth bomb. And here’s where it gets tricky: don’t get defensive. The goal isn’t to create a “truth showdown” where everyone’s screaming over each other. You want to gently correct them, using solid facts, preferably with as little judgment as possible.

Example: “Okay, so here’s the deal: what you heard isn’t exactly what happened. The truth is...”

Pro Tip: Politicians use this technique well when they say, “Here’s the data, here’s the report, here’s my side of the story.” It's all about delivering facts without turning the conversation into a debate.

Religious Insight: The Quran encourages truthfulness: “And do not mix the truth with falsehood or conceal the truth while you know [it].” (Quran 2:42). In the Bible, Jesus often emphasized truth in His teachings: “And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.” (John 8:32). In both cases, we see the importance of truth-telling, even when it’s uncomfortable.

4. Ask Questions Like You’re a Friendly Detective

People don’t like being told they’re wrong, but if you ask them questions, you’re essentially allowing them to figure it out themselves. It’s like being a detective on a case, guiding them to their own conclusions, and it feels much less combative.

Example: “Hmm, where did you hear that from? Let’s see if we can track down the source and compare what’s real.”

Pro Tip: Politicians love this all the time when they say, “Let’s investigate together” or “Let’s look at the facts.” You don’t have to be a politician to use this trick!

Religious Insight: In Proverbs 18:13, the Bible says, “If one gives an answer before he hears, it is his folly and shame.” This verse reminds us that seeking understanding before jumping to conclusions is a virtue. Islam also teaches that judgment should be made with fairness: “And when you speak, be just, even if it concerns a close relative.” (Quran 6:152).

5. Respectfully Suggest They Chill (And Stay Chill Yourself)

You might be really tempted to throw in a “you’re just being dramatic” or “get a grip” under your breath, but resist. Instead, calmly suggest that you both stay respectful.

Example: “Listen, I get it, this whole situation is frustrating. But if we keep yelling, we’re not going to get anywhere. Let’s keep it cool and figure this out together.”

Pro Tip: Politicians are masters of staying cool under fire. They can stand in front of cameras with a calm face while the crowd hurls insults. You can do this too—keep your cool (and maybe pretend you’re running for office).

Religious Insight: The Bible teaches the value of calmness: “A soft answer turns away wrath, but a harsh word stirs up anger.” (Proverbs 15:1). In Buddhism, the concept of equanimity—remaining balanced and calm in all situations—is central to dealing with conflict without escalating it.

6. Offer Resources and Let Them Do the Legwork

If they’re still not getting it, offer them a way to fact-check on their own. You don’t want to spoon-feed them every last detail, so point them in the direction of some trustworthy sources.

Example: “Here’s a link to the full report, a couple of articles, and hey, feel free to check Snopes. I promise, it’ll all make sense!”

Pro Tip: Politicians love sending people to official reports. And guess what? You can be just as official by sending them to some solid sources and letting them come to the conclusion on their own.

Religious Insight: In Islam, there’s an emphasis on seeking knowledge, “Say, ‘Are those who know equal to those who do not know?’” (Quran 39:9). Christianity also promotes discernment: “But test everything; hold fast what is good.” (1 Thessalonians 5:21). Both highlight the importance of seeking truth and examining sources critically.

7. Set Boundaries if You Need To (You’re Not a Punching Bag)

If the person’s still not interested in hearing you out, it might be time to set some boundaries. Politely tell them you’re happy to continue the conversation—just not right now, or not in this manner.

Example: “I’m happy to talk more about this later, but right now, I think we’re going in circles. Let’s revisit it when we’re both ready to listen.”

Pro Tip: Politicians know how to deflect without losing votes. Setting boundaries means you’re not giving up on the conversation; you’re just making sure it happens in a more productive way.

Religious Insight: Setting boundaries is important in many faiths. In Buddhism, the principle of right speech includes avoiding harm and speaking with compassion. In Christianity, “Do to others as you would have them do to you” (Luke 6:31) encourages respectful and thoughtful interaction. Both teach that healthy boundaries are necessary for maintaining peace and respect.

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Conclusion: Be Calm, Be Smart, and Get Involved

Now that you've mastered the art of handling an angry person, it's time to take things a step further: Get involved in making sure the truth is heard. A good way to protect yourself and others from misinformation is to stay informed, speak up, and encourage critical thinking. Whether it's fact-checking articles or engaging in thoughtful discussions, everyone can play a part in creating a more