Wednesday, September 25, 2024

Philosophy? More Like Life’s Survival Guide: How I Became the Ultimate Multi-Hat-Wearing, Plate-Spinning, Never-Sleeping Human

Let me just start by saying this: I have no idea how I got here. You ever sit down and look at your resume and think, “How am I even still standing?” That’s me. But instead of freaking out about all the roles I juggle, I just laugh—and keep on doing it. Because what else are you going to do when your life is basically an unpaid internship in multitasking?

I like to think my life’s philosophy is something like survival of the fittest, but more like survival of the busiest. You see, I’ve dabbled (okay, more like deep-dived) into everything. Media production? Check. Fitness instruction? You bet. Public relations? Yup, that too. Let’s not even start on my obsession with spreadsheets, deadlines, and planning things down to the second. Trust me, it’s a superpower, though sometimes it feels like a curse.

The Art of Being “Dynamic”

Here’s the thing about the word dynamic. It sounds cool, right? Like I’m out here living my best life, effortlessly switching between jobs like an action hero in a business suit. Reality? I’m just really good at putting out fires while looking calm. One minute I’m editing a video or organizing a community event, and the next, I’m leading a high-intensity fitness class (you know, the kind that makes you question if you’ll ever walk again). It’s all about balance—or maybe it’s just getting really good at pretending you’re balancing it all while low-key losing it on the inside.

If you throw enough hats at me, I’ll figure out a way to wear them all. In fact, throw a few more. I dare you. But please make sure they’re stylish and match my outfit—I have standards.

Learning New Technologies: A Comedy in 3 Acts

My life could be a three-part series titled Learning New Technologies: The Jeanicia Chronicles. I’m not saying I’m a tech genius, but I’ve picked up a few things along the way. Whether it’s mastering the latest media tools or figuring out which camera angle makes you look less like you’ve been awake for 48 hours, I’m your girl. I’ve navigated software programs like Adobe Premiere, Final Cut Pro, and a bunch of others that sound fancy but really just mean I’ve spent hours staring at loading screens.

There’s nothing more humbling than trying to teach yourself new technology while muttering, “Why does this button even exist?” But hey, you do what you gotta do. And you know what? When it works, you feel like the biggest boss around. When it doesn’t? Well, you learn to laugh—after you’ve calmed down from screaming at your computer, of course.

The Zen of Chaos

People always ask how I stay calm under pressure. Spoiler alert: I don’t. I’ve just mastered the art of looking like I’m totally at peace while internally, my brain is doing jumping jacks. It’s a skill, really.

Here’s a trick: deadlines are your friends. They keep you on your toes, stop you from spending 14 hours binging a streaming series (which, trust me, has been tempting), and force you to get stuff done. So yeah, I’m deadline-driven. But let’s be honest, if it weren’t for deadlines, I’d probably still be contemplating my to-do list from 2016.

Self-Reliance or How to Be Your Own Cheerleader

People love to say, “I’m here if you need me,” and bless their hearts, but when you’ve been figuring out your life solo for this long, you’re kind of like, “Yeah, sure, thanks, but I got this.” I don’t just wait around for people to show up, I keep things moving. I've learned to rely on myself, because when life throws curveballs, you’re often the only one holding the bat. Whether it’s figuring out how to make deadlines work, sending birthday cards (on time, mind you), or showing up to parties like a social butterfly, I’m the queen of being there—for others and for myself.

Community Engagement: Where “Fun” Meets “Why Am I Doing This Again?”

I’ve spent a lot of time working with and for communities. Whether it’s organizing events, tutoring kids, or mentoring students, I’ve been the go-to person for lifting others up. It sounds noble, but sometimes it feels more like, “Wait, did I just sign up for this?” But, in the end, it’s always worth it. Even if I leave with a few more grey hairs.

And don’t get me started on fitness! Leading group classes is basically like herding cats—but the cats are doing squats and asking you if the workout will “really hurt tomorrow.” Spoiler: It will.

The Moral of the Story?

Here’s the takeaway, friends: life is messy, it’s full of surprises (most of which you didn’t ask for), and you’re probably busier than you ever imagined you’d be. But that’s okay. Whether you’re switching between job roles like a superhero or trying to fit in your fifth Zoom call of the day, as long as you’re still laughing through it all, you’re winning.

So yeah, I may not have everything figured out—but I’ve got enough of it down to keep on going. Plus, if there’s one thing I know, it’s that juggling a thousand things at once? That’s just a Tuesday for me.

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